Most ridiculous thing I read today

Wisdom from a chief of police:

Police said Sunday they have “no known suspects” in the case. “We are not looking for any known suspects,” Glynn County Police Chief Matt Doering said. “That doesn’t say that there are no suspects. They’re just not known to us.”

Via Georgia Killings

Translation: we know somebody killed them, so their must be a suspect, but we don’t know who, so they are unknown to us. Thank you Police Chief Obvious.